do yall have those successful friends that always say shit like “my hair is messier than my life!!” like christina we all know damn well both your hair and life are perfect quit lying. i think its time for people to stop appropriating Messy Bitch culture and leave the self deprecating humor to those of us that are actually A Mess
I’m sorry, but this is so fucking stupid. PETA is claiming that this is what a sheep looks like after it has been sheared. In case you were wondering, this is what a sheep ACTUALLY looks like after it has been sheared:
And that isn’t some “best case” scenario, believe me, I live in a place that has more sheep than people, and all sheared sheep look like that. It does not hurt the animal at all, aside from perhaps the odd slip with the shears resulting in a minor graze. In fact, shearing sheep is necessary for their wellbeing, because domesticated sheep do not shed their wool like a non domesticated sheep would, which can to them looking like this:
This is Shrek, yes, that is actually his name, notice how you can’t see his legs or face? That’s not good. He is a sheep who escaped his field and went wandering for six years, resulting in a sixty pound fleece. This is actually dangerous because it can cause overheating and if they get on their back the weight stops them from getting up again, they can die from this. PETA really cares about money and attention more than animals.
So yeah, fuck PETA, buy wool…and while you’re at it buy some goddamn honey because the bees need the help.
For real tumblr needs to stop being so fucking america-centric because this site only gives a shit about the usa when half of canada is literally on fire, greece still might be kicked out of the euro which would devestate the nation, theres war in the middle east that seems as though it will never end, austrailia and britain are run by satan incarnates, and thousands are still being persecuted for being lgbtqa+
Just because you dont live in a country, doesnt mean its problems dont deserve attention
If youre american you should reblog this
If you’re American you’ll know that there’s literally nothing we can do but throw money at it because our government is shit, but most of are too damn broke or poor or in our own fuck ups to be able to do anything but reblog shit helplessly
Why Americans always get shit for not knowing shit
Do you really think our country and our media wants us to know shit
In the history of all things American has that ever been the goddamn case it’s not that we don’t care it’s that we’re not allowed to care we are not given the chance to care and when we DO hear about something it’s in the format of “OMG Americans are such trash they’re not reblogging shit on tumblr about other countries only their own shit”
Dude.
Trust me, we fucking care. Colorado is sending their entire fire department to help Canada, a kickstarter was raised for Greece(as weird as that is) but other than that how are college students in debt up to their eyeballs supposed to save a foreign country, people are sending how to survive the heat tips to Europe and how to survive the cold down to Australia, we obviously have been involved in the affairs of the Middle East since as long as we can remember but our oil hungry government/business is pretty much the one pushing that, we have our own satan incarnates trying to run our country, and we’re still trying to help the prosecution of lgbtqa+ here like fucking shit people are murdered here all the time
Like yeah I get it American shit is talked about all the time but if you’d fucking let us now instead of being “America sucks they don’t know about Greece”
Dear god the pretentious attitude is goddamn awful up in here
Why don’t Yall ever just spread the news to let people know rather than complaining that people don’t know???? How we supposed to control what national news stations decide to report on? You expect us to know off top every single event that is happening in every country in the world????
And how exactly am I supposed to help Greece? I can’t even buy my lunch.
more handy Queen anecdotes if you ever think they’re a serious band in any way:
1) roger locking himself in a cupboard to get his song as the b-side of bohemian rhapsody
2) freddie throwing a brick through their managers window because he walked off and left him at a restaurant alone #not glam
3) them all getting stuck in a lift because they started jumping up and down having just heard they got their first number 1 single
4) freddie calling his manager to get him out of michael jackson’s house immediately because michael kept bringing his llama into the recording stupid and it freaked him the fuck out and this is genuinely why freddie wasn’t on thriller
5) john coming up with the under pressure bassline then going out for pizza and forgetting it
6) freddie calling sid vicious simon ferocious
7) the new orleans jazz party which no one can actually remember
